Mass redundancies in leading cannabis company as they move to using reddit members hotbong69 and firechiefgiddyup as their marketing department

A leading Australian cannabis company has made a strategic change that it feels will bring its marketing capabilities more in line with the patient. 17 marketing people were made redundant, most of whom “have never punched a cone in their life”, says the MD.

“We welcome hotbong69 and firechiefgiddyup with open arms and hope their intimacy with the plant will enable precision cut-through. This is a decision made solely around driving a better ROI”. When asked if there were concerns of potential breaches resulting from the work of the two new recruits, the MD said, “na man, these dudes are mad dogs!”.