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Annual MC conference venue in Brisbane, re-classified to Schedule 8 (S8) Controlled Drug Storage Facility, for duration of 2 day conference
The venue that will hold the 2026 annual MC conference decided to swiftly apply for a storage license for the pure purpose of accomodating brand owners and their exec teams to the event scheduled for the end of February, in Brisbane. Executives landing in Brisbane last year, carrying 90g and 380 pastilles each on average, for 2 day event Venue management said with the amount of medicinal cannabis anticipated to be brought to event, they felt it safer and more compliant to a
Noel Writer
Feb 131 min read


MC board consisting of four 60 year old males, releasing female health range of MC products by swapping exisiting label with pink one
Board members of one of Australia's biggest MC brands are moving hastily into the female health market with enthusiasm, albeit, with no strategy whatsoever. Asked about the motivation behind this move, board member Norman said emotionally, "I have a mum". Then he paused, and added "i mean she doesn't have any issues down there, but she's female, and I love her very much, she's 97 now". When probed, Norman added "it's also a heck of a lot cheaper to change the colour of a labe
Noel Writer
Feb 61 min read


Mass redundancies in leading MC co. as they move to using Reddit members 'hotbong69ya' and 'firechiefgiddyup' as their marketing department
A leading Australian cannabis company has made a strategic change that it feels will bring its marketing capabilities more in line with the patient. 17 marketing people were made redundant, most of whom “have never punched a cone in their life”, says the MD. Hotbong69ya was not available, so here is his sister. Of the 17 who were made redundant, each received a free clinic consult as long as the company owned SKU, was prescribed. One ex-staff member claimed "I only found out
Noel Writer
Feb 21 min read


Doctor fed up with disorganisation in medical cannabis market moves to the streets, finding early success with no out-of-stocks and real-time pays
Doctor X who wishes to remain anonymous, claims the disorganisation and chaos in the current medical market, along with pressure from regulators, is swaying doctors to pursue careers in illicit markets. They claim that since working in this "sorta greyish-black" market, their blood pressures have come down, they get paid on time and there’s no stock-outs other than the usual Christmas time dry spell. Dr X working in the "ambient" night, says "the patients are just nicer here"
Noel Writer
Feb 21 min read


Early mover chain of MC clinics passes round 10g TGA 'kinda-compliant' glass jar at local Heidelberg Church to fund hefty legal bill
Once the darling of the medicinal cannabis industry in Australia, this group in now raising funds to pay its hefty legal bills. With 8 simultaneous suits happening, the board have provided some insights into how they have failed so far to raise enough funds required to not just pay their lawyers, but stay afloat in some capacity. Bang on 10 grams Board members include lemonade stands, brownie sales ;-) a book-a-thons in local primary schools and the dumping of their son's cry
Noel Writer
Jan 311 min read


Queensland patient claims he needs 150g a month due to his flower being "irradiated like its got stage 4 bowel cancer"
Queensland aged pensioner Malcolm, claims the current allowance on medicinal cannabis flower in Australia is "ridiculous". "How's a bloke like me meant to regulate, when I can even get mi meds". Malcolm claims the current process of irradiation, kills off all the therapeutic benefits, and says he will have no other choice but to download telegram and return to the street. "This flower is irradiated like its got stage 4 bowel cancer, and it leaves me no goodness, no fuel, no f
Noel Writer
Jan 221 min read
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