Mass redundancies in leading MC co. as they move to using Reddit members 'hotbong69ya' and 'firechiefgiddyup' as their marketing department

A leading Australian cannabis company has made a strategic change that it feels will bring its marketing capabilities more in line with the patient. 17 marketing people were made redundant, most of whom “have never punched a cone in their life”, says the MD.

Hotbong69ya was not available, so here is his sister.

Of the 17 who were made redundant, each received a free clinic consult as long as the company owned SKU, was prescribed. One ex-staff member claimed "I only found out when my staff discount down at the dispo didn't work!".

The MD concluded, “We welcome hotbong69ya and firechiefgiddyup with open arms and hope their intimacy with the plant will enable precision cut-through. This is a decision made solely around driving a better ROI”. When asked if there were concerns of potential breaches resulting from the work of the two new recruits, the MD said, “na man, these dudes are mad dogs!”.